- Mark:
- Blimey, ding ding, ding dong, who is that at the door now?
- Lard:
- What's going on now?
- Mark:
- Get some oil for that, blimey it's my long lost midget eco-warrior half nephew Beetle!!!
- Lard:
- blimey I just bet he's come back to stand for election for the local council, is that right Beetle?
- Beetle:
- It is, but that's not all, Lard, I've been having your wife!!!
- Mark & Lard:
- Gasp!!!