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- Mark:
- That eco-warrior midget half mate nephew of mine...
- Lard:
- What little Simon?
- Mark:
- No the other eco-midget half mate of mine.
- Lard:
- Oh Beetle.
- Mark:
- Yeah, he said yesterday, he'd been servicing my missus.
- Lard:
- Yeah, I heard that.
- Mark:
- Yeah, he better not cross my path.
Ding Dong
- Mark:
- Who's that now?
Squeeky Door
- Mark:
- Get some oil for this, look who it isn't, it's that mate
nephew, warrior half of mine.
- Lard:
- What Simon? Blimey he looks just like Beetle?
- Mark:
- It is Beetle.
- Lard:
- Oh aye!!!
- Mark:
- eh, Beetle did you say yesterday that you'd been servicing my
missus?
- Beetle:
- Nah boss, what I said was I'd been servicing your Nissan.
- Mark:
- Oh thanks very much, how much?
- Beetle:
- Twenty quid should cover it, tell you what though...
- Mark:
- What?
- Beetle:
- Both me and Dave Pearce have been doing it with your respected
wives
- Mark & Lard:
- Gasp!!!
Shite drums
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