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#4
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- Mark:
- Tell you what, that gap tooth gypsy half-dangerous DJ had better
not show his face around here.
- Lard:
- What Jo Whiley?
- Mark:
- D'oh, no Dangerous Dave Pearce
- Lard:
- And why should he not show his face?
- Mark:
- Cause him and that eco warrior half mate nephew of mine Beetle
have been doing it with our repected wives.
- Lard:
- Oh yeah, forgot about that, eh, tell you what though?
- Mark:
- What?
- Lard:
- He better not show his face around here...
- Mark:
- who?
- Lard:
- Jo whiley, no, I'm all confused now.
- Mark:
- Dave Pearce?
- Lard:
- That's him
- Mark:
- Yeah right...
Ding Dong
- Mark:
- Oooh blimey, who's that now?
Squeeky Door
- Mark:
- Blimey Charlie, look what the cat dragged in.
- Lard:
- Why who is it?
- Mark:
- It's that half tooth, gypsy, jockey mate of mine, mildly alarming
Dave Pearce, Eh Gap Tooth Gypsy Dave, is it right that you and Beetle have been doing
it with our suspected wives?
- Dave:
- No, Mark you mis-heard, what Beetle actually said was we've been
chewing on expensive chives!!!
- Mark:
- Ooooh blimey, yeah, I thought your breath was a bit ripe,
how much were these expensive chives?
- Dave:
- Tewnty quid, tell you what though?
- Mark:
- What?
- Dave:
- You know that sexy supermarket checkout ladyboy at your office?
- Mark:
- What Will?
- Dave:
- No the other one, Kayley.
- Mark:
- Oh yeah, what about him/her?
- Dave:
- Well she/he has been doing a threesome with your respectable wives.
- Mark & Lard:
- Gasp!!!
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