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- Mark:
- That lipstick supermarket lezzer transexual boylady Kayley better not show his/her
face around here no today.
- Lard:
- Why's that then?
- Mark:
- Cause she/he has confessed to having a threeway with our respected wives.
- Lard:
- Oh aye, well he/she better not show his/her face around here then.
- Mark:
- I've just said that.
- Lard:
- Sorry wasn't listening.
Ding Dong
- Mark:
- Cor blimey, who's this now?
- Lard:
- It better not be that super-trans-boy-lezzer-market lady
cause she's been...
- Mark:
- Yeah, yeah alright, I very much doubt it will be said
lady-check-lipstick-supermarket-boy cause he/she better not show his/her face round here.
Squeeky Door
- Mark:
- Well flip my hat, it is that ladyboy superthingy.
- Lard:
- Who's that then?
- Mark:
- Oh Jesus, I give up.
- Lard:
- Oh, it's him/her
- Mark:
- Who?
- Lard:
- Him/her.
- Mark:
- Oh aye, eh, you've got a cheek showing your face round here Kayley.
- Lard:
- Yeah after you said you've been doing a threeway with our respected wives
- Kayley:
- No, what I said was in regard to your silver wedding anniversary outside
catering arrangements, that I'd sorted the forks and spoons, but you have to give me some
leeway with your respected knives.
- Mark:
- Oh thanks very much, do you want a deposit.
- Kayley:
- Yeah, twenty quid should cover it, but while we're at it, thought you better know
that the head chef Alfonze...
- Lard:
- What the illegimate, improbably good looking offspring of
evil factory boss and right womaniser Mike Ballcock...
- Mark:
- Of Crotchless Knicker World?
- Kayley:
- Yes, well he's just given youre respected wives a good seeing
to round the back!!!
- Mark & Lard:
- Gasp!!!
Shite drums
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