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#7
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- Mark:
- Tell you what though.
- Lard:
- Do you have to?
- Mark:
- What.
- Lard:
- Never mind get on with it.
- Mark:
- Tell you what.
- Lard:
- What?
- Mark:
- That oily head chef of a letch Alfonze...
- Lard:
- What, the improbably good looking off spring of evil
factory boss Mike Ballcock?
- Mark:
- He of Ballcock Crotchless Knicker World.
- Lard:
- What about him?
- Mark:
- Who?
- Lard:
- Alfonze!
- Mark:
- Oh aye, he better not show his face around here no more.
- Lard:
- Why's that then?
- Mark:
- Well according to lipstick lezzer ladyboy Kayley...
- Lard:
- What from Firkins Freezers?
- Mark:
- No, transexual checkout Kayley from Bestist Buys.
- Lard:
- Oh aye.
- Mark:
- Well she/he said that oily head chef Alfonze has been giving
our respected wives a good seeing to round the back...
- Lard:
- Oh aye, I forgot...
Ding Dong
- Mark:
- Who's this now at this time of the show?
Squeeky Door
- Lard:
- Who is it?
- Mark:
- I dunno, who are you?
- Alfonze:
- I am the oily offspring of evil Ballcock as you can tell
by my improbably good looks
- Lard:
- Oh aye!!!
- Mark:
- Well you better not show your face arouind here no more.
- Alfonze:
- I just have
- Lard:
- Oh aye!!!
- Mark:
- No you've shown your face around here, tell us straight, is it true
that you've been giving our respected wives a good seeing to round the back?
- Alfonze:
- No, perhaps you are unaware of my guidence in sheds and cavanous
buildings, what I actually did was give your respected wives a lean to on the back.
- Lard:
- Oh thanks very much, how much is that?
- Alfonze:
- Twenty quid should cover it, tell you what though?
- Lard:
- What?
- Alfonze:
- My evil illegitimate dad Balllcock and womaniser husband
has put his hand down your digestive wives pants.
- Mark & Lard:
- Gasp!!!
Shite drums
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